the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination
most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge
*circle of life plays in the distance*LOVE IS AN OPEN DOORRR
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
What can I get for you?
4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds
Even on an escalator. [Video]
WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.
Lmaaaao on the escalator